kartari:

god gifted me with thick eyebrows of dark hair and for that reason i am #blessed to have endured my awkward eyebrow phase that every brown girl goes through as a preteen when she is unaware of how to handle and fully embrace this incredible power of having amazing natural brows that need no eyebrow pencil magic

sisters don’t let sisters tweeze their eyebrows into oblivion out of shame and embarrassment caused by white girls with nonexistent eyebrows

What if you had a glitteris instead of a clitoris.

maddikarp:

And then every time you climaxed, glitter would <poof> be everywhere.

Like, Congrats:

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

— Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

*eats you out as a friend*

prettyboypdm:

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

caress your face and run my fingers through your hair when you suck my dick to let you know I care

ammit420:

im thankful for 

  • my face
  • the weed that goes in my face
  • my lungs for fuckin wit me
  • my brain for processing and distributing the weed amongst itself
  • my hands for gettin the weed to my face
  • fire 
  • money